9th July 2007 - Chinotown, Singapore

Chinotown has been in a State of Emergency since early Saturday morning and the situation does not seem to be improving. Members of Chinotown has been on the lookout for a conlady who appeared in Chinotown disguised as a friend on 3 Chinotown members.

The lady has been a long time fren of the members and they were engaged in a FRENLY game of Mahjong last Friday. Mahjong is seen as a frenly recreation game in Chinotown.

However last Friday, this lady took advantage of the fact that one member was half drunk, another half asleep struggling to keep his eyes open and the other...well erm...trying to entertain his pet dog and stunned the members with some unfrenly and amazing 'hus'. These 3 members were still trying to come to terms with their losses in the wee early hours of Saturday morning and have vowed to take revenge.

More reports to follow...