whilst the world goes crazy about losing weight and many offering instant weight loss programs / formulas... i have got an instant weight gain program here!!!yes! you heard me right! right before our very eyes ... everyday the change is noticable!! ... just take a look at the before and after photos!
so what's the secret formulae? ... well, take a bath tub, fill it with 3inches of cool water, add a drop of Johnson & Johnson Top to Toe, add another 1 inch of water, mix it up (give it a good swirl), and finally insert "object" into mixture and wait for 3 minutes .... right before your eyes the object will change ... repeat process everyday for 1 month ... to further enhance the effect, ensure there is singing and talking to the object before, during and after treatment.
ta-da!!! INSTANT weight GAIN!!... and as you can see, i have a very VERY happy customer here!!! hahaha!! and testimonials from past customer - refer to picture with red tub!
its amazing how they change day by day ... often times i think we have missed out on the details even when we are with them everyday ... they grow without us knowing ... and it never fails to amaze me when iggie suddenly repeats something i just said .. and sometimes it is not what i want him to learn! ha!
in the speed that we fly through the day, we often forget to stop and watch these miracles that happen right before us ... so today i am going to relax, stop, and watch my own miracles ... what about you?
3 comments:
Hey...can you please preserve some modesty for nick nick??? Ohhh but he really suddenly become PONG PONG...but think our Iggie is still bigger...Thanks to your moo moo.
Hey...can you please preserve some modesty for nick nick??? Ohhh but he really suddenly become PONG PONG...but think our Iggie is still bigger...Thanks to your moo moo.
my god, those flaps are amazing!
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